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• Period:   WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
• Period:   How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
• Period:   How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
• Period:   Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
• Period:   Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
• Period:   Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
• Period:   For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
• Period:   Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
• Period:   You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
• Period:   Yell at a puppy.

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